{"id":8092,"date":"2009-01-31T18:35:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-01T02:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8092"},"modified":"2009-01-31T19:05:43","modified_gmt":"2009-02-01T03:05:43","slug":"my-enemies-list","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8092","title":{"rendered":"My Enemies List"},"content":{"rendered":"

As I walk around on Shabbat, I make a point of greeting every male Jew.<\/p>\n

I’m too modest to talk to female strangers (unless they are young and hot and seemingly eager to talk to me).<\/p>\n

When certain people refuse to return my greeting Shabbat after Shabbat, I make a note of them in my mental enemies list.<\/p>\n

Then I stop by my favorite yoga center for a refreshing cup of tea and let the hate and paranoia drain out of my system.<\/p>\n

May the long time sun shine upon you
\nAll love surround you
\nAnd the pure light within you
\nGuide your way on<\/p>\n

Listening to this version by Snatam Kaur Friday night, I couldn’t step away until it was done: <\/param><\/param><\/param><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n

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\nJane emails: "I saw you two weeks ago. I had to take a second look. You look GGGGGreat! What happened? You look much younger, energetic, stunning!!! Kol Ha Kavod."<\/p>\n

Here’s a video on how sanskrit mantras work:<\/p>\n

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