{"id":8069,"date":"2009-01-28T16:55:22","date_gmt":"2009-01-29T00:55:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8069"},"modified":"2009-01-28T16:55:22","modified_gmt":"2009-01-29T00:55:22","slug":"a-mesmerizing-car-chase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8069","title":{"rendered":"A Mesmerizing Car Chase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t look away when the TV plays a car chase.<\/p>\n<p>For the past 20 minutes, since getting home from therapy, I&#8217;ve been getting things done while also glancing regularly at the TV screen. A beautiful blonde is driving a U-Haul away from the CHP. She started in the Burbank area, got on the Ten freeway and took it west and now she is north of Pepperdine. She&#8217;s hot. She&#8217;s wearing a white top and no seat belt. She bops up and down in her seat and smokes the odd ciggie.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d really like to know this girl better.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I could turn off my TV but I can&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve often been told that my blog is like a car wreck and that my life is like a car wreck.<\/p>\n<p>I want to harness the fascination i feel and capture the same type of excitement on my TV and transfer it to my blog so people can&#8217;t look away but while they are here they are reaping enormous spiritual rewards.<\/p>\n<p>Any suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t look away when the TV plays a car chase. For the past 20 minutes, since getting home from therapy, I&#8217;ve been getting things done while also glancing regularly at the TV screen. A beautiful blonde is driving a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8069\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[15880,15879,8330,15881,15878,15882],"class_list":["post-8069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-journalism","category-personal","tag-burbank-area","tag-car-chase","tag-car-wreck","tag-ciggie","tag-spiritual-rewards","tag-u-haul"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}