{"id":8019,"date":"2009-01-24T18:44:29","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T02:44:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8019"},"modified":"2009-01-24T23:10:12","modified_gmt":"2009-01-25T07:10:12","slug":"im-singing-along-to-the-dvd-mama-mia-live-on-my-cam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=8019","title":{"rendered":"I’m Singing Live On My Cam With The DVD ‘Mama Mia’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Click here<\/a> to sing along.<\/p>\n

More on "Mama Mia<\/a>."<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line
\nChaimAmalek:  Only beard growth
\nChaimAmalek:  You need to retool yourself for the Obama years.
\nChaimAmalek:  Make yourself into a lefty like me
\nChaimAmalek:  This Republican stuff is over
\nChaimAmalek:  I remember days of fresh eggs.  Days of Emma.  So many came here back then
\nChaimAmalek:  "Downfall" – a good flick
\nChaimAmalek:  I fear that yoga is your own personal Army Group Steiner
\nChaimAmalek:  Or are you pulling back from yoga?
\nYourMoralLeader:  not at all, I feel great
\nChaimAmalek:  But the more time you spend on yoga, the less time you have for torah<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  see Man on Wire (2008)?
\nChaimAmalek:  I only watch certain kinds of movies
\nChaimAmalek:  History, adventure, thrillers
\nChaimAmalek:  manly movies
\nChaimAmalek:  Not chick flicks
\nYourMoralLeader:  man on wire is about phillippe petit
\nYourMoralLeader:  check my site
\nYourMoralLeader:  i’m like man on wire
\nChaimAmalek:  Never heard of him
\nChaimAmalek:  what he do?
\nYourMoralLeader:  coz you’re a fag
\nYourMoralLeader:  he crossed the WTC on a wire in 1974
\nChaimAmalek:  speaking of which, would you do Caroline Kennedy?
\nChaimAmalek:  now?
\nChaimAmalek:  Have you seen her?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah, in a soft light
\nYourMoralLeader:  just to tell my mates
\nChaimAmalek:  Any movie about the wtc depresses me so no
\nYourMoralLeader:  and maybe she’d give me money afterwards
\nChaimAmalek:  By that theory, you would do Madonna
\nChaimAmalek:  And I would urge you to
\nYourMoralLeader:  i need the money
\nYourMoralLeader:  but not for pleasure
\nChaimAmalek:  I thought the internet was paying off for you
\nChaimAmalek:  You know that former Miss USA, the one now making porn?
\nChaimAmalek:  I read about her yesterday when I checked out lukeford.com, just to see what your yoga friend likely saw
\nChaimAmalek:  Why would a Miss USA, circa 1991, suddenly start making porn?
\nChaimAmalek:  If someone paid you $200,000, would you do a porn flick with a hot woman of your choosing?
\nChaimAmalek:  I suspect there is a lot more hookery going on in NYC these days
\nChaimAmalek:  By women who were not previously doing it
\nChaimAmalek:  Screw capitalism
\nChaimAmalek:  How do you envision your retirement, your golden years?
\nChaimAmalek:  Seriously, when you are old and sickly, who will look after you?
\nChaimAmalek:  Where will you live, what will you eat?
\nYourMoralLeader:  israel\/torah
\nChaimAmalek:  I’m thinking of passing myself off as an SJ jew and tapping into their communal charities
\nChaimAmalek:  You cannot eat a torah
\nChaimAmalek:  Why not?  I don’t want to marry into them, just enjoy my golden years in dignity
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, do you think you will ever get a job?
\nYourMoralLeader:  what’s SJ Jew?
\nChaimAmalek:  Syrian Jews of Brooklyn.
\nChaimAmalek:  Amazing article on them in the NY Times last year
\nChaimAmalek:  They permit NO conversion
\nChaimAmalek:  They can only marry other SJ jews and those Jews who can PROVE their Jewishness going back three generations, which excludes everyone but them
\nChaimAmalek:  And they are LOADED
\nChaimAmalek:  They are to your precious Persian Jews what Persian Jews are to people like me
\nChaimAmalek:  Also, their women go to shul every shabbos – but they do it in style, dressed like sluts
\nChaimAmalek:  It’s that hot arab blood in them
\nChaimAmalek:  Retirement – you need to start planning for it
\nYourMoralLeader:  I gave my CFS to wehe guru<\/a>
\nChaimAmalek:  I do not understand that statement
\nChaimAmalek:  what is a wehe guru?
\nYourMoralLeader:  it’s a mantra, google it and use it
\nYourMoralLeader:  it’ll bring you prosperity
\nChaimAmalek:  This is totally unrelated to Judaism
\nChaimAmalek:  You are leaving the fold
\nChaimAmalek:  You need to begin investing your money for your retirement<\/p>\n

Darrah writes: "I told you months ago to start a celebrity blog or even a Jewish celebrity blog<\/a> but you never did. You could be more hated than Perez Hilton! Just think of it. You would have been hated by three different industries! No one else has ever accomplished that!!"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Click here to sing along. More on "Mama Mia." ChaimAmalek:  Luke, I have yet to see any personal growth in the Luke Ford story line ChaimAmalek:  Only beard growth ChaimAmalek:  You need to retool yourself for the Obama years. ChaimAmalek:  … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[15760,15754,15758,15755,15756,822,15744,15761,15759],"class_list":["post-8019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-adventure-thrillers","tag-beard-growth","tag-chick-flicks","tag-ford-story","tag-fresh-eggs","tag-luke-ford","tag-mama-mia","tag-personal-army","tag-phillippe-petit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}