{"id":7999,"date":"2009-01-21T17:11:10","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T01:11:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7999"},"modified":"2009-01-21T17:19:58","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T01:19:58","slug":"pets-are-like-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7999","title":{"rendered":"‘Pets Are Like People’"},"content":{"rendered":"

"Freddy just got cremated," said the woman. "I’m so sad. I just brought home his ashes."<\/p>\n

"Pffft," I said.<\/p>\n

"You don’t think pets are like people. I think pets are like people."<\/p>\n

"They’re like people for people who don’t have a life."<\/p>\n

If you had children, you wouldn’t say pets are people.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"Freddy just got cremated," said the woman. "I’m so sad. I just brought home his ashes." "Pffft," I said. "You don’t think pets are like people. I think pets are like people." "They’re like people for people who don’t have … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[15707,1649,5613,5893],"class_list":["post-7999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-freddy","tag-life-quot","tag-pets","tag-pffft"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}