* To be more politically corrected, a friend of mine, whenever he wants to complain about blacks, instead substitutes “Seventh-Day Adventist” as in, “A Seventh-Day Adventist was trying to steal my car stereo when I…” Or, “A group of Seventh-Day Adventists surrounded me in Central Park…” Or, “A Seventh-Day Adventist threw coffee on me…”<\/p>\n
* I told a friend, “Stop telling me how much you love me. Just tell me how much you respect me.”<\/p>\n
* Is it time for all of us to learn some verses from the Koran? Which verses are best to escape a siege? “\u202a#\u200eMali\u202c hostages freed from siege hotel if they can recite Qur’an verses – security sources”<\/p>\n
* Jew: “Great Seventh-Day Adventist comics!”
\nLuke: “Can you name one?”
\nJew: “Exactly.”<\/p>\n
* Addiction is when your first thought upon seeing a pretty girl is, “I wonder how much she charges?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
* To be more politically corrected, a friend of mine, whenever he wants to complain about blacks, instead substitutes “Seventh-Day Adventist” as in, “A Seventh-Day Adventist was trying to steal my car stereo when I…” Or, “A group of Seventh-Day … Continue reading