{"id":7940,"date":"2009-01-18T08:19:30","date_gmt":"2009-01-18T16:19:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7940"},"modified":"2009-01-18T16:52:33","modified_gmt":"2009-01-19T00:52:33","slug":"im-live-on-my-cam-20","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7940","title":{"rendered":"I’m Live On My Cam"},"content":{"rendered":"

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ernieMadoff:  You can’t choose not to be alone, not at this point, but you can choose not to be a Jew
\nBernieMadoff:  Now, I have a question about breasts
\nBernieMadoff:  I saw a photo of Shoshanna Lowenstein in today’s NY Post
\nBernieMadoff:  When she hit the scene as the 16 year old sex partner of Jerry Seinfeld, she looked like she had F cup breasts
\nBernieMadoff:  Now, at 30, one kid later, she looks pretty flat.
\nBernieMadoff:  How does that happen?
\nBernieMadoff:  Does pregnancy ruin a woman’s boobs?
\npalestine4ever:  you’ve been neglecting  your camwhore minions lately, Luke \ud83d\ude41
\nBernieMadoff:  It is sad.  Shoshana was special
\nBernieMadoff:  Now, she looks like just another upper east side yenta
\npalestine4ever:  Shoshana Seinfeld?
\npalestine4ever:  I just assume most Jews as a topic of conversation are in some way related to Seinfeld.
\nBernieMadoff:  yes, pic in today’s ny post shows her rather flat chested, even as it discusses her job designing bras for women with huge boobs
\nscott:  you should not be looking at a woman with such lust in your eyes!!!
\nBernieMadoff:  Well, I’m not now, not her
\npalestine4ever:  You just know a flatchested broad would design a bra with, like, spikes for her more busty rivals
\nBernieMadoff:  Luke, instead of going from goy-jew-yoga, you should go scientology
\npalestine4ever:  Scott, Judaism is so yesterday.
\npalestine4ever:  We’re all about the solipsism of watered down Hinduism now.
\nBernieMadoff:  This yoga religion seems like a load of bs
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, I was on YouTube yesterday
\npalestine4ever:  I watched your videos from What Women Want
\nBernieMadoff:  Luke, you DO know that yoga is just a conduit for winning converts to the religions of India
\nFATS:  Kundalisni Yoga attracts alot of  movie stars and rock stars
\nBernieMadoff:  He’s even growing the beard for that
\npalestine4ever:  To think that the hunky guy in those videos would be growing his beard out in the same hovel it was filmed in
\nFATS:  Have you run into any Luke?
\nBernieMadoff:  Yoga shmoga
\nBernieMadoff:  It is boring
\npalestine4ever:  I used to see Kundalini pamphlets when I was looking for catholic whores at raves in the mid-1990s
\npalestine4ever:  I’m surprised they’re still around
\nscott:  yoga isnt that what people eat with fruit?
\nBernieMadoff:  Just when I thought Luke blogging about rabbis was boring, he takes things down another notch by blogging about his yoga classes
\nFATS:  Happy Healthy Holy – the three H
\npalestine4ever:  Israel will survive without you, Luke
\nBernieMadoff:  By the way – just as I said, I am NOT IN JAIL
\npalestine4ever:  This is your last chance to get out of this cul de sac
\npalestine4ever:  I like Yoga luke
\npalestine4ever:  He’s taking care of his personal appearance more
\nYourMoralLeader:  lots of chix
\nFATS:  NOT IN JAIL – wearing a bullet proof vest tho
\npalestine4ever:  His hair is trimmed
\nBernieMadoff:  Porn luke was better
\npalestine4ever:  I’m sure his undies are clean
\npalestine4ever:  There’s even a bit of a sparkle to the hovel
\nFATS:  PORN Luke – just doesn’t roll off the tongue
\npalestine4ever:  Yoga is giving Luke his self-respect back
\nBernieMadoff:  I will agree that yoga agrees with luke more than torah
\npalestine4ever:  The yoga people don’t judge
\nBernieMadoff:  "From Torah to Yoga – the Luke Ford Story"
\npalestine4ever:  I’m sure they’ve done far worse than his purely imaginary crimes against the shuls
\npalestine4ever:  Which is, anyway, just another excuse to say "Goy, get out"
\nBernieMadoff:  I took one yoga class once.  I just could not do the stuff and this was supposedly for rank beginners
\npalestine4ever:  Dude, mountain pose
\npalestine4ever:  You just stand there
\nscott:  yoga people look at you funny if you cant get your ankle behind your ear
\npalestine4ever:  it’s my favorite yoga move
\nFATS:  Kundulini Yoga has thr feel of a cult – although it is not a cult
\nFATS:  I like the idea of the turban they wear
\nBernieMadoff:  And then there’s that bikrim yoga, where women sweat out a gallon of water and get all stinky
\npalestine4ever:  I had a friend that went off with some hindi cult in West Virginia
\nscott:  ahhh the smell of woman
\nBernieMadoff:  The only cult worth joining are the ones that get you hot women
\nFATS:  I refuse to check out bikram – I don’t like the idea of sweaty
\npalestine4ever:  But it’s a little late for Luke to be worrying about the guru trap
\npalestine4ever:  I mean, he worships a talk radio host
\nBernieMadoff:  I once knew a woman into that.  very smelly woman
\nYourMoralLeader:  Can listening to a mantra CD bring me inner peace and material prosperity?
\npalestine4ever:  No but it sounds better if you’re really really stoned
\nFATS:  you should invest in a gong
\nBernieMadoff:  You are more apt to find inner peace via yoga than via torah
\nscott:  you mean bong
\nBernieMadoff:  Torah beats yoga
\npalestine4ever:  Torah is just 1001 Ways to Say "Luke Ford, GTFO"
\nBernieMadoff:  Plus, there is no mechitza in the classes. amirite?<\/p>\n

\nYourMoralLeader:  Should I give my CFS to Wahe Guru?
\npalestine4ever:  I’m sure it will no longer exist once the stress of shul is removed
\nFATS:  That’s like trying to lose weight and trying to give pounds to other people… lol
\nFATS:  CFS is viral?
\nFATS:  You have to be good to yourself and not over do things
\nBernieMadoff:  You have to learn to be a man.
\nFATS:  Bernie – how’s the ancle bracelet
\nBernieMadoff:  How else will you take care of your family?
\nBernieMadoff:  Truth is, I bribed the guard and my dog is wearing it.
\npalestine4ever:  Luke, I think my chi is clogged up
\nBernieMadoff:  Let’s stop talking about me.  I’m the past.  Let’s talk about the future, about OBAMA
\npalestine4ever:  I was working on a theory that Luke is like the Soulja Boy of the LA Jewish community
\nBernieMadoff:  Oi, if Rabbi Mushkin could see him now he’d be thinking "I am one smart rabbi"
\npalestine4ever:  But then I realized that he’s more of a fiddy cent
\nBernieMadoff:  Luke needs a woman to shove a sausage into his mouth
\nFATS:  OBAMA – Well, he’s taking office during a Mercury REtrograde cycle – so astrologically he’s already off to a bad start
\nYourMoralLeader:  i feel cleansed
\nYourMoralLeader:  satnam
\nBernieMadoff:  Once Luke has been cleansed of his Jewish beliefs by his yogi, he will be free to return to the place he belongs:  Holly’s Home<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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