{"id":7924,"date":"2009-01-15T16:28:12","date_gmt":"2009-01-16T00:28:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7924"},"modified":"2009-01-15T17:29:03","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T01:29:03","slug":"madonna-gets-her-tikkun-tweaked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7924","title":{"rendered":"Madonna Gets Her Tikkun Tweaked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am available to do similar services for a very reasonable fee.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/5131832\/madonna-demands-to-be-less-domineering\">Gawker reports<\/a>: Madonna sought counseling to be &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/celebs\/3am\/2009\/01\/15\/madonna-has-counselling-to-make-her-less-domineering-in-love-following-guy-ritchie-split-115875-21042058\/\">less domineering<\/a>&quot; in relationships. But it had to be at a Kabbalah center, in New York, with this one elite rabbi, and absolutely no one else in the room. The rabbi &quot;tweak[ed] her tikkun,&quot; like he was some kind of Yankee. Then Madonna had to <a href=\"http:\/\/thelondonpaper.typepad.com\/thelondonblog\/2009\/01\/madge-flies-in-top-rider.html\">start riding horses<\/a> so she could dominate some other sort of living creature.<\/p>\n<p>Say what you will about <em>Observer<\/em> publisher <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/tag\/jared-kushner\/\" title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged JARED KUSHNER\" rel=\"nofollow\" class=\"autolink\">Jared Kushner<\/a>&#8216;s father Charles, like that he <a href=\"http:\/\/gawker.com\/319722\/charles-kushner-god-will-not-forgive-my-sister-for-putting-me-in-jail\">set his sister&#8217;s husband up with a prostitute<\/a>, filmed it, and tried to blackmail him. Whatever. But Kushner&#8217;s grandmother? <em>Killed actual Nazis.<\/em> Possibly indirectly, in a kind of collective group effort. But still! [<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/seven\/01152009\/gossip\/pagesix\/never_forget_150164.htm\">P6<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>Khun emails: &#8220;Where can my wife obtain this counseling?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fred emails: I brought my Tikkun into my shop last week for a tune-up and an oil change.&nbsp;  <\/p>\n<p>I imagine that Madanna lends new meaning to the term &quot;high  maintenance&quot;.&nbsp; If she were still a practicing Catholic, she would insist on  personal counseling sessions with the pope.&nbsp; I&#8217;m surprised she hasn&#8217;t insisted  on a face to face meeting with God to give him a list of demands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am available to do similar services for a very reasonable fee. Gawker reports: Madonna sought counseling to be &quot;less domineering&quot; in relationships. But it had to be at a Kabbalah center, in New York, with this one elite rabbi, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7924\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[921],"tags":[15523,15526,15522,15525,15521,15524],"class_list":["post-7924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity","tag-collective-group","tag-group-effort","tag-kabbalah-center","tag-kushner","tag-riding-horses","tag-tikkun"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7925,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7924\/revisions\/7925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}