{"id":7901,"date":"2009-01-13T22:37:51","date_gmt":"2009-01-14T06:37:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7901"},"modified":"2009-01-13T22:37:51","modified_gmt":"2009-01-14T06:37:51","slug":"before-marrying-our-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7901","title":{"rendered":"Before Marrying Our Hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Before Jane consents to marry our hapless hero, she must consider the following:  <\/p>\n<p>a)    Poverty.  Can she live in it indefinitely? <br \/>\nb)    Ostracism.  How many friends is she willing to lose due to Luke&#8217;s Aspeberger-induced idiosyncrasies.<br \/>\nc)    Denial.  She is marrying a man who loves yoga, seeks a massage therapist&#8217;s license and listens to Air Supply.  In other words, a flaming homosexual.<br \/>\nd)    Cunnilingus.  Never again in her life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Before Jane consents to marry our hapless hero, she must consider the following: a) Poverty. Can she live in it indefinitely? b) Ostracism. How many friends is she willing to lose due to Luke&#8217;s Aspeberger-induced idiosyncrasies. c) Denial. She is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7901\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[15458,15459,15460,15456,15457],"class_list":["post-7901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-consents","tag-cunnilingus","tag-denial","tag-massage-therapist","tag-ostracism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7901"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7901\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7902,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7901\/revisions\/7902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}