I did Kundalini Yoga last night from 6 – 10 pm.<\/p>\n
At 7:47 pm, I was in a jammed class (about 100 people) led by the Guru.<\/p>\n
As the earthquake rolled through, I turned to the woman next to me for the first time, lifted my eyebrows, and said in my most profound voice, "Earthquake?"<\/p>\n
It’s the best pickup line for such situations.<\/p>\n
Anyway, the earthquake did not phase the Guru. He just kept on guruing. He didn’t miss a beat. He just kept leading us to spiritual enlightenment.<\/p>\n
I’m still blissed out.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I did Kundalini Yoga last night from 6 – 10 pm. At 7:47 pm, I was in a jammed class (about 100 people) led by the Guru. As the earthquake rolled through, I turned to the woman next to me … Continue reading