{"id":78237,"date":"2015-11-01T05:29:15","date_gmt":"2015-11-01T13:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=78237"},"modified":"2015-11-01T05:29:48","modified_gmt":"2015-11-01T13:29:48","slug":"jewish-pickup-lines-i-learned-on-twitter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=78237","title":{"rendered":"Jewish pickup lines I learned on Twitter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Israelibeauties\">Adapted from Twitter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>* Hey baby, nice verbal IQ!<br \/>\n* You can hide in my attic any day of the week!<br \/>\n* I&#8217;ll spin your dreidel!<br \/>\n* You raise my interest rate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adapted from Twitter: * Hey baby, nice verbal IQ! * You can hide in my attic any day of the week! * I&#8217;ll spin your dreidel! * You raise my interest rate!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-israel"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78237"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78239,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78237\/revisions\/78239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}