{"id":78071,"date":"2015-10-30T10:13:19","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T18:13:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=78071"},"modified":"2015-10-30T10:13:19","modified_gmt":"2015-10-30T18:13:19","slug":"the-best-tweets-youll-read-all-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=78071","title":{"rendered":"The Best Tweets You’ll Read All Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Professor Monica Osborne<\/a>:<\/p>\n

Sitting in my pitch black office because the power is out and I don’t have a window. #academia<\/p>\n

Dance like no one’s watching. Tweet like you have tenure. Isn’t that what they say? #Academia<\/p>\n

My husband says he’s worked hard to get us out of this BH hell hole. I say just you wait until my midrash book comes out. #dollardollarbills<\/p>\n

Instead of writing a resignation letter I would submit a print-out of all my tweets. #academia<\/p>\n

Proof of my tendency toward reckless behavior: I taught Robert Mapplethorpe and Angels in America in the same week at Pepperdine. #BDSM<\/p>\n

Thinking of when I was told they didn’t want to hire me for a Jewish Studies position because I’m Jewish. Which totally makes sense. #TBT<\/p>\n

Neighbor’s 9-pt turn to get out of his garage woke us. But it was worth it to see him crash into his wife’s flowerpots and run them over.<\/p>\n

Listening to my 2-year-old playing, I realize he has named one of his cars “sholom aleichem.” #judaism #shabbat<\/p>\n

My husband wants another baby. I want a Tesla. Let the negotiations begin. #family<\/p>\n

Prospective students visiting my class say they’re looking for a place that will uphold Christian values. Then I teach Angels in America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Professor Monica Osborne: Sitting in my pitch black office because the power is out and I don’t have a window. #academia Dance like no one’s watching. Tweet like you have tenure. Isn’t that what they say? #Academia My husband … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[96],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-monica-osborne"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78071"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78071\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":78072,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78071\/revisions\/78072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}