{"id":7757,"date":"2008-12-31T11:53:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-31T19:53:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7757"},"modified":"2008-12-31T12:15:50","modified_gmt":"2008-12-31T20:15:50","slug":"the-trouble-with-bernie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7757","title":{"rendered":"The Trouble With Bernie"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

BernardMadoff:  Oh Emma, when I was your age and dating boys, I felt the same way. But then my parents took me to the rabbi and then I had to get married to a woman
\nBernardMadoff:  And this woman, she wanted me to buy her things.  She wanted me to ….do things…to her
\nBernardMadoff:  That created children, for whom my wife had to buy still more things.
\nBernardMadoff:  all this money that I needed.
\nBernardMadoff:  That’s why I ended up in trouble
\nBernardMadoff:  women!
\nBernardMadoff:  Let’s all share our New Year’s resolutions
\nBernardMadoff:  Mine is to stay out of jail
\nEmma:  Stop drinking
\nBernardMadoff:  (Luke that won’t help you any)
\nYourMoralLeader:  Tzipi Lipni looks hot when she’s bombing hamas, let us all do tai chi now
\nBernardMadoff:  Luke needs a wayward Bais Yakov girl
\nguest2:  she would be on the cover of auto mechanics
\nEmma:  Would you kiss your mother with that mouth Berny
\nBernardMadoff:  Emma, does this make you….excited?
\nBernardMadoff:  these exercises
\nEmma:  Luke has his mojo back
\nguest17:  MAKE HER SICK
\nguest2:  suck the gut in
\nBernardMadoff:  That’s why your dad needs to meet up with him
\nguest17:  HES JUST SPLIT HIS TROUSERS   LOL
\nBernardMadoff:  He’s practicing his sexual technique RIGHT NOW
\nBernardMadoff:  small strokes…inout inout
\nguest2:  i feel the sexual tension oozing thru the cam
\nBernardMadoff:  pushing emmas father off him
\nguest17:  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
\nBernardMadoff:  preparing to do battle with Negroes
\nguest2:  he is the gumby i crave
\nBernardMadoff:  the man is RIPPED
\nguest17:  YES HIS PANTS
\nEmma:  Where did Luke learn this?
\nBernardMadoff:  I taught him
\nguest2:  you will learn more in jail
\nBernardMadoff:  I taught him how to blog, how to make love to a woman, and how to invest
\nguest2:  but try not to bend too much
\nguest2:  all not to his advantage
\nBernardMadoff:  I will not end up in jail any more than Marc Rich ended up in jail
\nBernardMadoff:  If I could still get erections, this would do it for me
\nguest2:  your wife still wants you
\nBernardMadoff:  Not since the money went away
\nguest2:  after she finishes writing her next cookbook she will cook your books for you
\nBernardMadoff:  Then why not you and Luke?
\nguest2:  i want a man that a shul wants as a member<\/p>\n

YourMoralLeader:  you guys know the bathroom prayer?
\nBernardMadoff:  Thank you God for giving me a Mexican to clean up this room when I am done with it
\nBernardMadoff:  There should be prayers to thank G-d for inventing Mexicans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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