{"id":7736,"date":"2008-12-29T19:31:57","date_gmt":"2008-12-30T03:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7736"},"modified":"2008-12-29T19:49:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-30T03:49:22","slug":"how-come-so-few-print-journalists-are-hot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7736","title":{"rendered":"How Come So Few Print Journalists Are Hot?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don’t get it. About a quarter of young female lawyers are hot. About a quarter of young female professionals are hot. Yet print journalism attracts 99% dogs. Why? I love journalism and I love women and I’d really love to love female journalists, but why can’t more of them look like Emmanuelle Richard<\/a> and a young Cathy Seipp<\/a>?<\/p>\n

I guess the profession requires so much exertion that the female print journalists are just too sweaty to look good. The hot ones don’t go into it. But why? Why do I have to suffer?<\/p>\n

Not many female bloggers are hot either. What’s up with that?<\/p>\n

How come half the hot female journalists in the world work either at the Jewish<\/a> Journal<\/a> or Reason magazine<\/a>?<\/p>\n

There’s some Zionist plot here I am unable to untangle.<\/p>\n

I don’t think I want too much. I don’t think I am being unreasonable. I just want female journalists to look like actresses and to act like them too.<\/p>\n

It just all seems very unfair.<\/p>\n

I want life to be more exciting.<\/p>\n

God hates me.<\/p>\n

Frankly, I blame the gays.<\/p>\n

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