My friend Josh just tried the Five Hour Energy drink for the first time. He says he feels great. It was a real kick in the pants.<\/p>\n
He also found a boost from FRS.com products as well as from the dark bitter powder prescribed him by his cute Chinesy acupuncturist as well as from Renewin joint care capsules.<\/p>\n
I regret that my fierce commitment to the Jewish dietary laws prevents me from sampling these products.<\/p>\n
I find that hanging around intellectual people I like gives me energy as well as Torah study and therapeutic breakthroughs and Dallas Cowboy victories and the rapt attention of hot curvy chicks.<\/p>\n
What depresses my energy:<\/p>\n
* Lack of female attention
\n* Lack of attention
\n* Loneliness
\n* Getting kicked out shuls\/schools\/social groups
\n* Struggling through boring books and uninspiring davening
\n* Long Torah readings
\n* Dallas Cowboy defeats
\n* Poverty<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My friend Josh just tried the Five Hour Energy drink for the first time. He says he feels great. It was a real kick in the pants. He also found a boost from FRS.com products as well as from the … Continue reading