{"id":7709,"date":"2008-12-26T15:07:12","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T23:07:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7709"},"modified":"2008-12-26T15:30:13","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T23:30:13","slug":"this-is-not-a-sexual-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7709","title":{"rendered":"My Beautiful Breasts Body Sculpting Kit"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just got a text message from a gorgeous writer of American-Jewish Literature who possesses the greatest midot any man or woman could want. She wrote — and don’t blame me for this, the following is not sexual, it is literature: "I found something 4 ur blog. the my beautiful breasts body sculpting kit<\/a>."<\/p>\n

Oy, how can I turn this post, which she meant for evil, towards good?<\/p>\n

"Well…u r a man. nothing 2 b ashamed of."<\/p>\n

Oh, please, I want you to make me feel like a very naughty boy.<\/p>\n

I can’t get excited unless I feel like I’m sinning.<\/p>\n

I’ll post something wholesome from NPR<\/a> — Lukeford.net where you get three helpings of Torah for every naughty post!<\/p>\n

Con Man Turned Rabbi Conned In Ponzi Scheme<\/h1>\n
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Morning Edition<\/a>,<\/span> December 26, 2008 · <\/span> Reformed con man Mark Borovitz recently found out he’d been conned. Now a rabbi, Borovitz runs a synagogue and treatment center in Culver City, Calif. The endowment for his organization lost as much as $300,000 in the alleged Ponzi scheme run by Bernard Madoff. Rabbi Borovitz talks with Renee Montagne about how much that loss will hurt his group.<\/p>\n

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