{"id":7707,"date":"2008-12-26T14:52:44","date_gmt":"2008-12-26T22:52:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7707"},"modified":"2008-12-26T14:52:44","modified_gmt":"2008-12-26T22:52:44","slug":"i-wish-fat-people-would-stay-out-of-my-newspaper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7707","title":{"rendered":"I Wish Fat People Would Stay Out Of My Newspaper"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just sat down to have a gentle pre-Shabbos read of the latest issue of the Jewish Journal and on page eight at the top left, there’s little porker named Paul Koretz squinting at me and wishing me a happy Hanukkah.<\/p>\n

Hey, fatties, keep your ugly mugs out of my paper! I want to enjoy reading the Journal. I don’t want to look at fat people. It makes me ill. Instead please show me more pictures of Danielle Berrin and Orit Arfa wearing their Shabbos best. That would make me want to do mitzvos to bring Moshiach.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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