{"id":7696,"date":"2008-12-25T11:13:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-25T19:13:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7696"},"modified":"2008-12-25T12:17:17","modified_gmt":"2008-12-25T20:17:17","slug":"joy-to-the-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7696","title":{"rendered":"Joy to the World"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

BernieMadoff:  Joy to the world!
\nBernieMadoff:  Today we mark the birth of the REAL Moshiach, the One who can and will forgive ALL my sins.
\nBernieMadoff:  But will the hordes of angry Jews parked out in front of my apartment on Park Avenue take the hint?  I doubt it.
\nBernieMadoff:  I’m thinking of doing Chinese today.  But I don’t know any Asian women.
\nBernieMadoff:  Today is a good day for a Jew to get things done.
\nBernieMadoff:  Jesus forgives my sins.  Why can’t the Jews?
\nYourMoralLeader:  I forgive you
\nYourMoralLeader:  on behalf of the Jews
\nBernieMadoff:  I have had guests of late.
\nBernieMadoff:  Elliot Spitzer stopped by to give me moral support.
\nBernieMadoff:  Mind you, I"ve given my fair share of money to the NAACP.
\nBernieMadoff:  I just wish they had entrusted their money to me
\nAussieBuds:  AussieBudsdownUnder
\nBernieMadoff:  Sounds quite, how do they put it?  gay
\nBernieMadoff:  Not that there is anything wrong with gay
\nBernieMadoff:  I saw a gay dermatologist the other day to treat my dry skin
\nBernieMadoff:  He was both efficient and thorough<\/p>\n

Joe emails: I had bagels and nova at Mel Gibson’s this morning. So Mel’s opening presents – and Hutton’s bitching about the Jews ruining the weather on Christmas – only to turn to me and say: How’d you know? A first edition of Paul Johnson’s ‘A History of the Jews’! He told me he’s going to read it when he leaves to direct his next picture — Paul Theroux’s ‘Train log to Oscwiem.’<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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