{"id":767,"date":"2007-08-22T09:30:29","date_gmt":"2007-08-22T16:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=767"},"modified":"2007-12-08T14:55:08","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T21:43:08","slug":"amalek-opines-on-whats-wrong-with-jewish-america-and-jdate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=767","title":{"rendered":"Amalek Opines on What&#8217;s Wrong with Jewish America and JDate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I can&#8217;t land a lady via JDate, then there&#8217;s obviously something very wrong with JDate.<\/p>\n<p>My inner Amalek writes:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You don&#8217;t see Mexicans trying to meet one another through &quot;Mexdate&quot; or  Palestinian women fretting about the ticking of their biological clocks.&nbsp; The  problem is that too many Jewesses go to college and graduate schools (this  generation&#8217;s demographic crematoria) at exactly the moment in their lives when  their fertility mandates that they be having procreative sex.&nbsp; Then they waste  still more years trying to make it in corporate America or in law firms or in  medical practices.&nbsp; By they time they are &quot;ready&quot; to mate, the men they might  have married have long since moved on and married younger shiksas, and what&#8217;s  left for them is on this board.&nbsp; That&#8217;s the problem, the real problem, and there  is nothing that a service like Jdate can do to fix it.&nbsp; Instead of making Jdate  &quot;better&quot;, better to obviate the need for its existence by encouraging Jewish  teenagers to marry young.&nbsp; The job can wait.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I fear that if a man wears a condom too long, even when he takes it off, he can only fire blanks.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I can&#8217;t land a lady via JDate, then there&#8217;s obviously something very wrong with JDate. 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