{"id":76524,"date":"2015-10-09T07:30:43","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T15:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=76524"},"modified":"2015-10-09T07:30:43","modified_gmt":"2015-10-09T15:30:43","slug":"what-men-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=76524","title":{"rendered":"What Men Want"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Vd6fuPQ-294\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I have soft skin<br \/>\nIn my bubble bath<br \/>\nI bedabble myself<br \/>\nI&#8217;m cracking up about it<br \/>\nMy goldfish fish<br \/>\nIn my bubble bath<br \/>\nI&#8217;m wrapping him up<br \/>\nI tell him:<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t have a problem<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just being lazy<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not feeling unwell<br \/>\nI&#8217;m just being lazy<br \/>\nIn water I&#8217;m bathing<br \/>\nThat&#8217;s important<br \/>\nI&#8217;m feeling at ease the way things are<\/p>\n<p>My skin is soft<br \/>\nIn my bubble bath<br \/>\nI&#8217;m lazing around in the shadow<br \/>\nof bombs<br \/>\nEverything is a pleasure<br \/>\nObidient offenses<br \/>\nI&#8217;m making a list of things that annoy me<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m fed up with people who are always whining<br \/>\nWho roll at only 2 miles per hour<br \/>\nWho are comlaining and who are stuck<br \/>\nOn the idea of a fixed idea<br \/>\nI&#8217;m fed up with those who keep nagging<br \/>\nUseless terrorists<br \/>\nWho keep painting everything black<br \/>\nWho call me a hypocrite<br \/>\nI&#8217;m fed up with the big sister<br \/>\nWho complains about everything and who keeps crying<br \/>\nFed up with rain, fed up with courgettes<br \/>\nWhich make me throw up under my blanket<br \/>\nI&#8217;m fed up with cynics<br \/>\nAnd near saffron meadows<br \/>\nI&#8217;m fed up with being fed up<\/p>\n<p>I have soft skin<br \/>\nIn my bubble bath<br \/>\nNo seismic vibrations<br \/>\nI&#8217;m relaxing<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m unwinding<br \/>\nIn my bubble kingdom<br \/>\nThere&#8217;s only one catch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have soft skin In my bubble bath I bedabble myself I&#8217;m cracking up about it My goldfish fish In my bubble bath I&#8217;m wrapping him up I tell him: I don&#8217;t have a problem I&#8217;m just being lazy I&#8217;m &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=76524\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-76524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":76525,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76524\/revisions\/76525"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}