{"id":7640,"date":"2008-12-21T17:30:16","date_gmt":"2008-12-22T01:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7640"},"modified":"2008-12-22T09:32:22","modified_gmt":"2008-12-22T17:32:22","slug":"im-lighting-my-hanukkah-candle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7640","title":{"rendered":"I’m Lighting My Hanukkah Candle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Live on my cam<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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I needed help with the songs so I brought in the Miami Boys Choir:<\/p>\n

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Khunrum emails: “They say that most accidents happen in the Hovel…..I mean Home. Be careful that your Hanukkah Candle doesn’t set fire to that box of Quaker Oats next to it. btw What are Quaker Oats doing on your Yiddisha Shrine? Are you making an offering to the Food God?” <\/p>\n

Here’s the live commentary from my chat room:<\/p>\n

WELSHDRAGON:  here he goes
\nguest30:  lol he’s good
\nguest36:  no one holds a candle to you
\nguest30:  it may help you
\nguest36:  come on baby light my fire
\nguest30:  lol
\nguest31:  His accent sucks
\nguest31:  However, he is giving it all his best
\nguest36:  your hebrew is better than your english
\nguest31:  My asseur hurts
\nguest36:  this is so sad i am going to cry
\nguest36:  or laugh
\nWELSHDRAGON:  suck that belly in luke lol
\nihateireland:  its good
\nguest36:  shukel away baby
\nguest31:  He is so lonely
\nlaundry:  he is bobbing so he is praying?
\nguest31:  Wish I could be there to sing with him.
\nguest36:  and slather some olive oil over him
\nguest31:  or over me
\nlaundry:  oh how he swings his talit
\nguest31:  Oh my, a pre-pubescent singing
\nlaundry:  we joy in the Maccabees
\nguest31:  Isn’t that before the circumcision?
\nguest36:  the miracle of the levis
\nguest31:  Ouch
\nlaundry:  for they only had enough oil for 1 day yet….SURPRISE! 9 DAYS
\nguest31:  Our boy is isnging harmony
\nguest36:  don’t try out this year for american idol
\nguest36:  maybe try the shul choir
\nguest36:  and give a big donation
\nlaundry:  notice how he is turing the pages. He is not reading hebrew….
\nguest31:  Oh my, I will have to come back when the music dies down.
\nguest36:  dahhh
\nguest36:  but you have to give him an a for effort
\nguest36:  moshiach must be on his way
\nlaundry:  he means well, let’s match him up with a nice girl…
\nguest36:  or not such a nice girl<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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