{"id":75,"date":"2007-01-24T12:47:08","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T20:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=75"},"modified":"2007-12-09T15:39:36","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T22:27:36","slug":"i-havent-been-this-excited-about-womens-tennis-since-gabriela-sabatini","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=75","title":{"rendered":"I Haven&#8217;t Been This Excited About Women&#8217;s Tennis Since Gabriela Sabatini"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While I go about my holy work, I like to have Fox News running silently behind me so that when I take a break, I can look at something fair and balanced.  Today I flipped to ESPN 2 and found the Australian Open and started watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mariasharapova.com\">Maria Sharapova<\/a>.  Normally I have no interest in women&#8217;s sports just as I have no interest in male models, but Maria makes this world a better place one backhand at a time.  I don&#8217;t even hold it against her that she wears a cross.  We&#8217;re in the second set. These women shriek when they play. They&#8217;re covered in sweat. But they&#8217;re not too muscular. Thank God. That&#8217;s not erotic for me.  What percentage of men watch women&#8217;s tennis for the sublimity of their strokes?  I am sure that what I&#8217;m watching is forbidden by the Torah.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While I go about my holy work, I like to have Fox News running silently behind me so that when I take a break, I can look at something fair and balanced. Today I flipped to ESPN 2 and found &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=75\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-75","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=75"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=75"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=75"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=75"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}