{"id":7461,"date":"2008-11-30T19:09:40","date_gmt":"2008-12-01T03:09:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7461"},"modified":"2008-11-30T19:09:40","modified_gmt":"2008-12-01T03:09:40","slug":"a-tale-of-one-night-stands","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7461","title":{"rendered":"A Tale Of One Night Stands"},"content":{"rendered":"

I want to tell you about two of my female friends — one is a prude and one is a slut.<\/p>\n

The prude recently had her first one night stand of her life. The result? Her on the fence boyfriend decided the next day that he wanted to commit to her.<\/p>\n

The slut? She too had a one-night stand. What did she get? Chlamydia.<\/p>\n

"It’s the best STD," I’m told. "It’s easy to cure."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I want to tell you about two of my female friends — one is a prude and one is a slut. The prude recently had her first one night stand of her life. The result? Her on the fence boyfriend … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,28],"tags":[9567,6499,723,14548,14549],"class_list":["post-7461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sex","tag-chlamydia","tag-female-friends","tag-fence","tag-one-night-stand","tag-prude"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t