{"id":74375,"date":"2015-09-11T13:33:42","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T21:33:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=74375"},"modified":"2015-09-11T13:33:42","modified_gmt":"2015-09-11T21:33:42","slug":"how-to-handle-a-manipulative-exhibitionist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=74375","title":{"rendered":"How To Handle A Manipulative Exhibitionist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2015\/09\/10\/how-to-handle-a-manipulative-exhibitionist\/\">From Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: The better response is to humorously clue her into the fact that you know what she\u2019s up to, without going all the way to angrily indicting her for malfeasant immodesty.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJiggling your tits? That\u2019s quaint, like something my grandma would\u2019ve done back in her day. How many men does that work on?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHey, what do you think this place is, a brothel?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re all class.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe burlesque club is down the street.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI was about to say \u2018show me your tits\u2019 but you beat me to it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou\u2019re gonna have to try harder than that.\u201d (If she plays innocent and asks what you mean by that, summon the spirit of The Trumpening and say, \u201cYour game is weak, you\u2019re a weak game-having girl. Give me a real challenge.\u201d)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Chateau Heartiste: The better response is to humorously clue her into the fact that you know what she\u2019s up to, without going all the way to angrily indicting her for malfeasant immodesty. \u201cJiggling your tits? That\u2019s quaint, like something &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=74375\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-74375","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74375","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=74375"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74375\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":74376,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/74375\/revisions\/74376"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=74375"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=74375"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=74375"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}