{"id":73959,"date":"2015-09-07T14:42:32","date_gmt":"2015-09-07T22:42:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=73959"},"modified":"2023-09-10T04:43:21","modified_gmt":"2023-09-10T12:43:21","slug":"i-wish-i-was-a-syrian-refugee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=73959","title":{"rendered":"I Wish I Was A Syrian Refugee"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wish I were a Syrian muslim living in Germany or Sweden. My life would be so easy if I were. All my worries would be at an end. And if I saw a pretty woman I wanted to take, her father would let me rape her no questions asked. Not that I would, but still.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I wish I were a Syrian muslim living in Germany or Sweden. My life would be so easy if I were. All my worries would be at an end. And if I saw a pretty woman I wanted to take, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-73959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islam","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t