* Friend: “Stop looking at chicks! You’re an Orthodox Jew.”
\nLuke: “I was seeking the image of God in her.”<\/p>\n
Daniel de Porto: Hot chick: “Uh, excuse me, but my image of God is up here!”<\/p>\n
* A friend of a friend wanted to borrow $145,000 for three weeks from his brother to send to a king in Nigeria in exchange for $11.7 million in gold bullion. So my friend sent him a list of these Nigerian scams and his buddy replied: “You’re always ruining my financial opportunities. How do you know this one isn’t real? I’ve been speaking to his attorney in Nigeria.”<\/p>\n
The same guy who fell for the Nigerian scam was fired from his volunteer position with a suicide prevention hotline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
* Friend: “Stop looking at chicks! You’re an Orthodox Jew.” Luke: “I was seeking the image of God in her.” Daniel de Porto: Hot chick: “Uh, excuse me, but my image of God is up here!” * A friend of … Continue reading