{"id":72994,"date":"2015-08-24T23:42:38","date_gmt":"2015-08-25T07:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72994"},"modified":"2015-08-25T07:58:18","modified_gmt":"2015-08-25T15:58:18","slug":"the-muslims-next-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72994","title":{"rendered":"The Muslims Next Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good liberal Jewish friends of mine are not happy about Muslims moving next door. My friends stand for same-sex marriage and tolerance and civil rights, but they&#8217;re not thrilled with Muslims because Muslims embody an anti-liberal attitude.<\/p>\n<p>My friends say: I won&#8217;t be friendly. This is a Jewish street. Why would they even want to be here? So many other streets. They are taunting me.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we need a Jewish version of the KKK to dress up in scary robes and light a menorah on their front yard?<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: &#8220;We already have that. They are called Hasidim, and they even have their own paramilitary force patrolling the streets of their communities in Brooklyn: the Shomrim.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yaakov suggested we just stick to what works and put a burning cross on their lawn&#8211;let the Christians take blame for our prejudice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good liberal Jewish friends of mine are not happy about Muslims moving next door. My friends stand for same-sex marriage and tolerance and civil rights, but they&#8217;re not thrilled with Muslims because Muslims embody an anti-liberal attitude. My friends say: &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72994\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[139],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72994","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-islam"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72994","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72994"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72994\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":73011,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72994\/revisions\/73011"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72994"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72994"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72994"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}