{"id":72928,"date":"2015-08-23T14:10:42","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T22:10:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72928"},"modified":"2015-08-23T14:17:53","modified_gmt":"2015-08-23T22:17:53","slug":"ch-status-whoring-swpls-and-pitbulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72928","title":{"rendered":"CH: Status Whoring SWPLs And Pitbulls"},"content":{"rendered":"

I had a SJW (Social Justice Warrior) girlfriend who once had a relationship with a black felon. She told me she’d rather I was a felon than a Republican. She was loony left-wing but had redeeming traits. She also shared custody of a pitbull with an ex.<\/p>\n

She left me several times for a woman. She said that she thought that would hurt me less. <\/p>\n

From Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: I\u2019m not the only one to notice the latest ridiculous SWPL fad<\/a> of adopting abandoned ghetto-educated pitbulls as reclamation projects and status whoring symbols.<\/p>\n

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Pitbulls are one of the ugliest, nastiest dog breeds in circulation. The modern pitbull has been bred by upstanding, law-abiding citizens for aggression and a powerful bite. The pitbull is the thug of dogdom. It even looks like a fucking thug. Hence, its appeal to human thugs.<\/p>\n

But now SWPLs, humanity\u2019s insufferable burdenbraggarts, sensing another golden opportunity to flex their neoPuritan cred, have taken up the crusade of adopting ultraviolent, impulsive pitbulls and whisking them away from their ghetto cellar killing arenas to a brighter future in loving charter homes serviced by low wage, No Dog Left Behind hipster dog walkers…<\/p>\n

To understand this sudden and perplexing SWPL adoration for pitbulls, you must know the SWPL psyche. The SWPL\u2019s greatest fear is confronting the demands of her ego and discovering that everything she believes is a pile of horse shit. Oh no, can\u2019t have that, no way no how. Equalism is the gargantuan hamster pellet that feeds her head, and the pitbull is a fortuitous animal proxy for the underprivileged humans that the SWPL happily (and relievedly) carries on believing are equally capable, equally worthwhile, and equally oppressed (except for that one group, yuk they\u2019re soooo creepy).<\/p>\n

Dog \u201cbreeds\u201d are a social construct. The pitbull is just like any other dog! The pitbull is misunderstood! The pitbull is a victim of the caninarchy! The pitbull just needs the right training. You\u2019re a pitbullist! Gross, pitbullist! Look at the pitbullist! Point at him! Isn\u2019t he evil? Evil evil EVIL PITBULLIST! Now watch, gross evil pitbullist, how tolerant I am. See how I benevolently guide the pitbull through medical school, out from under your pitbullist oppressive bigotryprejudicefearinsecuritynarcissism\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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