{"id":72838,"date":"2015-08-21T11:33:49","date_gmt":"2015-08-21T19:33:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72838"},"modified":"2015-08-21T11:33:49","modified_gmt":"2015-08-21T19:33:49","slug":"when-women-hit-the-wall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72838","title":{"rendered":"When Women Hit The Wall"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: The Wall, for those new readers unfamiliar with the term, is the moment in time, measured in age, when a woman\u2019s sexual attractiveness, following years of asymptotic approach, finally hits absolute zero. To put it less turgidly, The Wall is that age when a woman\u2019s looks go splat, like Wile E. Coyote running headlong into a boulder. The Wall is the sexual worthlessness event horizon of a woman\u2019s existence on earth, the immovable metaphorical object that divides her long-telomere romantic life stage from her short-telomere post-romantic life stage when the vast majority of men become utterly uninterested in sex with her. A post-Wall woman may still have dusty sex, but it will be with begrudging men who had no other younger (i.e., better) options.<\/p>\n

The Wall exists regardless of any individual woman\u2019s psychological capacity to accommodate its inevitability. It\u2019s a remorseless executioner of romantic hopes and dreams, and its shadow suffocates the intentions of the most practiced self-deluders.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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