{"id":7280,"date":"2008-11-12T13:49:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T21:49:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7280"},"modified":"2008-11-12T14:36:08","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T22:36:08","slug":"i-find-it-much-easier-to-pour-out-my-heart-to-an-attractive-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7280","title":{"rendered":"I find it much easier to pour out my heart to an attractive woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I have a choice, I prefer to get treated by an attractive woman. Be it Alexander Technique (it&#8217;s very hands on) or acupuncture or regular therapy, life goes better with beauty. If I&#8217;m going to sit on a couch and pour my heart out, it&#8217;s only right that I pour my heart out to a young beauty. You agree, right? Women rock!<\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &#8220;Luke, you&#8217;ve been going to therapy for years and as far as I can see, you&#8217;re nuttier than ever. Why not keep that $25 in your pocket and just live with the fact that you&#8217;re an eccentric whacko? btw How do you get your beard to stick out from your face the way it does? Your beard looks starched&#8230;..Ironed&#8230;.Glued&#8230;do you use styling gel? Very odd.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Whenever I have a choice, I prefer to get treated by an attractive woman. Be it Alexander Technique (it&#8217;s very hands on) or acupuncture or regular therapy, life goes better with beauty. If I&#8217;m going to sit on a couch &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=7280\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[31112,10818,31647,8601,14240],"class_list":["post-7280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-acupuncture","tag-alexander","tag-alexander-technique","tag-attractive-woman","tag-young-beauty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7281,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7280\/revisions\/7281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}