{"id":72155,"date":"2015-08-05T14:22:18","date_gmt":"2015-08-05T22:22:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72155"},"modified":"2015-08-05T14:22:55","modified_gmt":"2015-08-05T22:22:55","slug":"how-to-reset-your-relationship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72155","title":{"rendered":"How To Reset Your Relationship"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2015\/01\/30\/asshole-game-week-the-relationship-reset\/\">From Chateau Heartiste<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>1. She asks you to fill her water glass with a whiney \u201ci\u2019m thirsty\u2026 and a wiggle of a raised glass\u201d and you say \u201cNo thanks\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>2. She asks you to run downstairs and get her xxxx from yyyy and you say \u201cI think you can manage that, it\u2019s good for your glutes too\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>3. She informs you that her BFF has arranged a play date for the kids and you and her an hour away from home at some place you have zero desire to go to, and she expects you to be the driver, as always and you say \u201cHave a good time, not interested\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>4. You make a move for sex at 10 PM on a Wednesday night, she gives you the cold shoulder and something like \u201cwe just had sex [fill in the blank] days ago\u201d, and you say \u201cOk, have a good night\u201d, kiss her on the head and leave the house \u201cnot sleepy, going out for a bit\u201d your departing words\u2026 a furious litany of hamsterese lighting up your phone for the next hour, which you ignore.<\/p>\n<p>5. and the coup de grace, when she wants to have a BIG TALK ABOUT THE RELATIONSHIP and she says \u201cI don\u2019t like how you have been acting the last [fill in the blank]\u2026\u201d and you look her square in the eye and shrug \u201cyou don\u2019t have to\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>#6 Dress\/eat differently (adding variety to your life). When wife notices the switch and comments about it, say, \u201cYeah, I\u2019ve moved on.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>#7 Mention the young, cute girl at the office whenever possible (commute with her if possible too). Instant wife motivator.<\/p>\n<p>#8 Can\u2019t remember who stated this, but if your wife questions anything that you mention, say \u201cBecause the words left my mouth, that\u2019s why.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Chateau Heartiste: 1. She asks you to fill her water glass with a whiney \u201ci\u2019m thirsty\u2026 and a wiggle of a raised glass\u201d and you say \u201cNo thanks\u201d. 2. She asks you to run downstairs and get her xxxx &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=72155\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-72155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=72155"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":72157,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72155\/revisions\/72157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=72155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=72155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=72155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}