{"id":71852,"date":"2015-07-29T14:16:52","date_gmt":"2015-07-29T22:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71852"},"modified":"2015-07-29T14:16:52","modified_gmt":"2015-07-29T22:16:52","slug":"mattress-girl-made-a-porno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71852","title":{"rendered":"Mattress Girl Made A Porno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2015\/06\/04\/mattress-girl-made-a-porno\/\">Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: This is a Nimitz Class Attention Whore (and Control Freak; she wants to shove her smelly snatch in men\u2019s faces and sadistically deny their male sexuality by demanding their desexualized consideration). And there\u2019s no doubt she\u2019s the type of chick (there are an uncomfortably large number of them) who gets off dreaming about a rapist having his way with her.<\/p>\n<p>In the past, attention whores of this magnitude would violate only a handful of people\u2019s lives\u2026 those closest to them. And they would be discarded once their friends and family caught on to their sickness and gave up showering them with the sympathetic ardor they crave. We see with the rise of the internet and social media that the insufferable attention whore has a new lease on her vampiric, emotion-sucking malevolence. The online world has enabled her like no BFF or doting mother could; it has not created a monster, but turned a monster into a contagion, devouring cultures whole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chateau Heartiste: This is a Nimitz Class Attention Whore (and Control Freak; she wants to shove her smelly snatch in men\u2019s faces and sadistically deny their male sexuality by demanding their desexualized consideration). 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