{"id":71617,"date":"2015-07-24T14:51:49","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T22:51:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71617"},"modified":"2015-07-24T14:51:49","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T22:51:49","slug":"when-girls-drop-the-creep-bomb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71617","title":{"rendered":"When Girls Drop The ‘Creep’ Bomb"},"content":{"rendered":"

From Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: “You won\u2019t always be able to predict what a girl will say to you, but you can predict how you\u2019ll respond when she throws a monkey wrench into your laid-best plans: Unflustered, because you know this is how women are, how they have been for millennia, and how it is your job as a man to joyously pluck and eat the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and women. If you don\u2019t pluck it, some other man will. Or, tragically, it will rot and fall to the ground, to be eaten by scavenging house cats.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From Chateau Heartiste: “You won\u2019t always be able to predict what a girl will say to you, but you can predict how you\u2019ll respond when she throws a monkey wrench into your laid-best plans: Unflustered, because you know this is … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t