{"id":713,"date":"2007-08-10T14:56:46","date_gmt":"2007-08-10T21:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=713"},"modified":"2007-12-08T15:19:56","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T22:07:56","slug":"wandering-in-a-sexual-desert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=713","title":{"rendered":"Wandering In A Sexual Desert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it when women use my religion against me when I try to fulfill my biological (if immoral) imperatives.<\/p>\n<p>Just this week a completely secular Jewess repeatedly lambasted me as a pervert (because I asked her to toss her hair, it was long and curly) and a defiler of my faith.<\/p>\n<p>And to think I was willing to sit in a trafe restaurant to receive this abuse.<\/p>\n<p>A shiksa girlfriend when I asked her for blowjobs would respond, &quot;When the Torah says no, it means no. Besides, you had more than enough before you met me.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think four is too much.<\/p>\n<p>I plan to take these lemons and make lemonade by nurturing my spiritual gift for chastity.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek says: &quot;Seriously, you are too old and insufficiently wealthy for this shtick. I suspect that it creeps most women out.  Remember &#8211; you are now closer to 60 than to 20. You are in the mid-September of your life.  Try to have a good sabbath.&quot;<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate it when women use my religion against me when I try to fulfill my biological (if immoral) imperatives. Just this week a completely secular Jewess repeatedly lambasted me as a pervert (because I asked her to toss her &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=713\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}