{"id":71130,"date":"2015-07-17T11:36:18","date_gmt":"2015-07-17T19:36:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71130"},"modified":"2015-07-17T12:22:57","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T20:22:57","slug":"i-luv-dem-sistas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71130","title":{"rendered":"I Luv Dem Sistas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just had three black chix (one is majoring in computer science, one is latin) fussing over me at the physical therapist&#8217;s office, Jew heaven, luv dem sistas. Sometimes even a Torah Jew blogger needs a little attention for his aching digits and numb thumbs and stiff wrists. <\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams: Well glad it was physical<\/p>\n<p>Miriam Lilian D Or: They gave him therapy that was very physical.<\/p>\n<p>I can imagine Luke fathering children from every race. To see a little Ethiopian Luke, a little Korean Luke, little Guatemalan, Native American, Swedish, Pakistani Luke, I mean a part from his legitimate Jewish children. It would be so cute. It&#8217;s A Luke World After All.<\/p>\n<p>Luke: Shuffling through my credit cards at the office, I gave one with the most room to the secretary and she said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s see if this one works.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>My skin is white but my credit score is black. <\/p>\n<p>How effectively do English-language swear words translate into Hebrew? I spent $208 on physical therapy for my hands and wrists today and then jammed my thumb trying to help a clueless ungrateful woman waddle through a door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just had three black chix (one is majoring in computer science, one is latin) fussing over me at the physical therapist&#8217;s office, Jew heaven, luv dem sistas. Sometimes even a Torah Jew blogger needs a little attention for his aching &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=71130\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-71130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blacks","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=71130"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71139,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/71130\/revisions\/71139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=71130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=71130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=71130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}