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Perhaps that he is black?<\/p>\n<p>Paul Ciotti: &#8220;It&#8217;s incredible that the police would have so much chutzpah as to describe his clothes, his shoes, his hairstyle, his age, height and weight but somehow forget his race. Would someone actually complain if the police said he was black? It&#8217;s official like this that is causing thousands in Arizona to go see Donald Trump. He&#8217;s saying what everyone knows. 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