{"id":70332,"date":"2015-07-01T11:14:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-01T19:14:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70332"},"modified":"2015-07-01T11:14:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T19:14:33","slug":"how-to-identify-a-slut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70332","title":{"rendered":"How To Identify A Slut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"https:\/\/heartiste.wordpress.com\/2008\/12\/29\/its-easy-to-identify-a-slut\/\">Chateau Heartiste<\/a>: Here is a list of tramp tells:<\/p>\n<p>She broaches the subject of sex first.<br \/>\nThe more explicitly she talks about sex before you\u2019ve banged her, the likelier she has a storied slutty past.<\/p>\n<p>She suggests kinky sex acts.<br \/>\nIf you\u2019ve been dating a short while and she eagerly implores you for public sex before the glow of bedroom missionary sex has worn off, you\u2019ve got a slut.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s neurotic and disagreeable.<br \/>\nEmotionally flighty girls are vaginally flighty girls. They are ruled by their vaginas. If she\u2019s the gossipy, backstabbing, conniving sort who drips with sarcasm and generally disdains everyone around her, you can bet her black soul will seek sustenance on a carousel of cock.<\/p>\n<p>She frequently goes commando.<br \/>\nYeah, as guys, we think it\u2019s hot when we slide our hands under our girlfriends\u2019 dresses during dinner in a fancy restaurant and discover a panty-less pussy waiting for us, but what if you notice she\u2019s sans underwear while you\u2019re both shopping in Whole Foods? At a family picnic? In church? On a ferris wheel? In a glass elevator? You get the picture.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019s got that crazy, hyper, coked-up look in her eyes.<br \/>\nWelcome to attention whore land!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chateau Heartiste: Here is a list of tramp tells: She broaches the subject of sex first. The more explicitly she talks about sex before you\u2019ve banged her, the likelier she has a storied slutty past. She suggests kinky sex acts. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70332\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[142],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feminism"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70332"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70333,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70332\/revisions\/70333"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}