{"id":70233,"date":"2015-06-30T11:27:25","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T19:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70233"},"modified":"2015-07-01T09:55:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-01T17:55:33","slug":"mccains-ape-rape-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70233","title":{"rendered":"McCain&#8217;s Ape Rape Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2008\/07\/15\/sources-recall-mccains-jo_n_112955.html\">REPORT<\/a>: In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C., McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard &#8220;the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe punch line: &#8220;When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, &#8220;Where is that marvelous ape?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REPORT: In an appearance before the National League of Cities and Towns in Washington D.C., McCain supposedly asked the crowd if they had heard &#8220;the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70233\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29746,91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apes","category-rape"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70234,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70233\/revisions\/70234"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}