{"id":70127,"date":"2015-06-28T10:43:19","date_gmt":"2015-06-28T18:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70127"},"modified":"2015-06-28T10:43:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T18:43:19","slug":"lost-in-inglewood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70127","title":{"rendered":"Lost In Inglewood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Orthodox Jew tells me: My [teenage] daughter was lost the other night in Inglewood.<\/p>\n<p>What was she doing there? Registering people to vote?<\/p>\n<p>and was approached by two nice African American guys. They asked her the same question, and also if she&#8217;s drunk<\/p>\n<p>oh G-d<br \/>\nL-rd have mercy<\/p>\n<p>and informed her that she&#8217;s in Inglewood and that people will kill her here<\/p>\n<p>did she share the 7 Noahide laws w them?<\/p>\n<p>but not them. Not anthony. Because she can trust him. He&#8217;s trustworthy<br \/>\nwhen&#8217;s the wedding?<\/p>\n<p>He is not going to kill her. Because he is Anthony the trustworthy<\/p>\n<p>He was such a nice guy!<br \/>\na prince!<br \/>\nhe even offered to get in the car with her and show her the directions!<\/p>\n<p>aww<\/p>\n<p>But I guess not only African Americans are nice. I am sure you&#8217;d do the same for a nice Jewish girl.<\/p>\n<p>of course!<\/p>\n<p>You see? It has nothing to do with race. All men are nice creatures<\/p>\n<p>What was she doing in Inglewood?<\/p>\n<p>She was LOST<br \/>\nwhat was she looking for? to buy drugs?<\/p>\n<p>NO<\/p>\n<p>Do I need to talk to this girl and straighten her out about life?<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s blond. It&#8217;s worthless.<\/p>\n<p>There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.<\/p>\n<p>There is no solution to a genetic problem<\/p>\n<p>Tell her to start a blog and share her experience, strength and hope.<\/p>\n<p>Natural blonde?<\/p>\n<p>Yup<\/p>\n<p>Timothy &#8211; Anthony&#8217;s friend told her she can come and talk to him any time she likes. He&#8217;s here for her. a shoulder to lean on<\/p>\n<p>aww, are they pen pals? You must be so proud!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d be at 7-11 the next day if she feels like crying or anything &#8211; just come there and ask for Timothy. A local hero I guess. Maybe he could help her find a summer job selling pharmaceutical things to help people cope with life. A double Mitzvah!<\/p>\n<p>But some guys are really nice<\/p>\n<p>Like the ones from inglewood who are not killers and are trustworthy and are willing to come with you in your car to show you the directions just because it&#8217;s easier that way to show you where to go.<\/p>\n<p>Did Joshua blow his trumpet so she could go to Inglewood and talk to black guys?<\/p>\n<p>He said he was trustworthy and he said he is not a killer<\/p>\n<p>Obama said same thing.<\/p>\n<p>He also said I&#8217;d be able to keep my doc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Orthodox Jew tells me: My [teenage] daughter was lost the other night in Inglewood. What was she doing there? Registering people to vote? and was approached by two nice African American guys. They asked her the same question, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70127\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-70127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blacks","category-orthodoxy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=70127"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":70128,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70127\/revisions\/70128"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=70127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=70127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=70127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}