{"id":70127,"date":"2015-06-28T10:43:19","date_gmt":"2015-06-28T18:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70127"},"modified":"2015-06-28T10:43:19","modified_gmt":"2015-06-28T18:43:19","slug":"lost-in-inglewood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=70127","title":{"rendered":"Lost In Inglewood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An Orthodox Jew tells me: My [teenage] daughter was lost the other night in Inglewood.<\/p>\n<p>What was she doing there? Registering people to vote?<\/p>\n<p>and was approached by two nice African American guys. They asked her the same question, and also if she&#8217;s drunk<\/p>\n<p>oh G-d<br \/>\nL-rd have mercy<\/p>\n<p>and informed her that she&#8217;s in Inglewood and that people will kill her here<\/p>\n<p>did she share the 7 Noahide laws w them?<\/p>\n<p>but not them. Not anthony. Because she can trust him. He&#8217;s trustworthy<br \/>\nwhen&#8217;s the wedding?<\/p>\n<p>He is not going to kill her. Because he is Anthony the trustworthy<\/p>\n<p>He was such a nice guy!<br \/>\na prince!<br \/>\nhe even offered to get in the car with her and show her the directions!<\/p>\n<p>aww<\/p>\n<p>But I guess not only African Americans are nice. I am sure you&#8217;d do the same for a nice Jewish girl.<\/p>\n<p>of course!<\/p>\n<p>You see? It has nothing to do with race. All men are nice creatures<\/p>\n<p>What was she doing in Inglewood?<\/p>\n<p>She was LOST<br \/>\nwhat was she looking for? to buy drugs?<\/p>\n<p>NO<\/p>\n<p>Do I need to talk to this girl and straighten her out about life?<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s blond. It&#8217;s worthless.<\/p>\n<p>There is no chemical solution to a spiritual problem.<\/p>\n<p>There is no solution to a genetic problem<\/p>\n<p>Tell her to start a blog and share her experience, strength and hope.<\/p>\n<p>Natural blonde?<\/p>\n<p>Yup<\/p>\n<p>Timothy &#8211; Anthony&#8217;s friend told her she can come and talk to him any time she likes. He&#8217;s here for her. a shoulder to lean on<\/p>\n<p>aww, are they pen pals? You must be so proud!<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;d be at 7-11 the next day if she feels like crying or anything &#8211; just come there and ask for Timothy. A local hero I guess. Maybe he could help her find a summer job selling pharmaceutical things to help people cope with life. 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