* “There’s nothing in the Big Book that says, ‘All will be revealed.'” (DA)<\/p>\n
* “Nothing outside of me is going to save me. It’s an inside job.” (DA)<\/p>\n
* “Resentment is like body odor. People can smell it on you.” (DA)<\/p>\n
* I want to become the kind of person people pay lots of money to.<\/p>\n
* “A solid decade goes missing from the addict’s life.” (DA)<\/p>\n
* I should’ve saved for retirement.<\/p>\n
* The five most dangerous words a debtor can say is — “I’m going to graduate school!” (DA)<\/p>\n
* Race = the last thing a normal white person wants to talk about. <\/p>\n
* Ari 818 left me a message seeking kosher certification for his new bakery. I think this could be a new business for me. How many people would eat by places and peoples if I gave them a hecsher? <\/p>\n
* How come the Scandinavians don’t have white trash?<\/p>\n
* I just yearn to feel like a winner again.<\/p>\n
* In a year, I’ll be my dad’s age when he was embroiled in the Glacier View controversy<\/a>. <\/p>\n * A year ago, I was with my family in Tannum Sands, Australia celebrating my 48th birthday.<\/p>\n * A friend says: “I kinda want to move to Israel. You can be openly racist there.”<\/p>\n * I was animatedly discussing how different groups have different gifts when a rabbi walked over and admonished me, “Don’t corrupt the young.”<\/p>\n * I had this awesome dream I was covering a basketball tournament and making time with this brunette reporter by playing on our common Seventh-Day Adventist background. There’s a purity and wholesomeness about SDA girls. And then my alarm went off and I had to get to shul and I never got to experience the amazing parts of where this dream was headed.<\/p>\n * The most common feedback I get at work is, “You’re a charmer.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" * “There’s nothing in the Big Book that says, ‘All will be revealed.’” (DA) * “Nothing outside of me is going to save me. It’s an inside job.” (DA) * “Resentment is like body odor. People can smell it on … Continue reading