{"id":6865,"date":"2008-10-30T19:28:13","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T03:28:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6865"},"modified":"2008-10-30T19:30:12","modified_gmt":"2008-10-31T03:30:12","slug":"i-wanna-sing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6865","title":{"rendered":"I Wanna Sing"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wanna dance.<\/p>\n

I haven’t felt this good in 20 years, not even when I was regularly —– this —- star.<\/p>\n

Last night I had dinner with a beautiful African girl.<\/p>\n

Today I had my Alexander Technique lesson.<\/p>\n

I’m letting my neck be free as I write this and my back is lengthening and widening.<\/p>\n

You should see it when I don’t have my shirt on.<\/p>\n

Then I had my acupuncture.<\/p>\n

Oy, my intern is the best! She’s so hot, she makes my yellow fever boil!<\/p>\n

Afterwards, I watched NFL Live, wrote a mean blog post about rape kits, and did Torah Talk with Joey Kurtzman.<\/p>\n

Then I lugged 20 pounds of paper from Staples to the hovel and walked two miles listening to Jack Kerouac’s On The Road.<\/p>\n

Now I’m watching "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" and eating freshly cooked split pea soup!<\/p>\n

Curious writes: "Has she read your site? Your writing hardly warrants a handshake let alone sex."<\/p>\n

"Did you name drop Mr. Marcus? That’ll get you in like Flynn!"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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