{"id":6863,"date":"2008-10-30T17:03:11","date_gmt":"2008-10-31T01:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6863"},"modified":"2008-10-30T17:03:11","modified_gmt":"2008-10-31T01:03:11","slug":"do-you-know-who-i-am","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6863","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Do You Know Who I am?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.laobserved.com\/biz\/2008\/10\/do_you_know_who_i_am.php\">Mark Lacter writes<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>A tired clich&eacute;, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She&#8217;s the daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel. Yipee. Anyway, a security guard at Caesars Palace filed suit against her for beating him up while allegedly intoxicated (suit was filed in L.A. Superior Court &ndash; I&rsquo;m not sure why). From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2008\/10\/30\/google-me-you-dumb-f-k-lawsuit\/\">TMZ:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>One thing led to another and he eventually handcuffed Semel, the GF of Tila Tequila. That&#8217;s when she allegedly struck Jarczok in the face and uttered these soon-to-be immortal words, which deserve a separate line in bold type: <strong>&quot;Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?&#8230;Google me, you dumb f**k.&quot;<\/strong> Jarczok says he&#8217;s been humiliated and &quot;anxious about receiving harassing comments by friends&#8230;&quot; He wants unspecified damages.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Two sides to the story and all that, but if you take her advice and do a Google search you will find all kinds of citations &ndash; none of them connected with actually accomplishing anything, other than being a spoiled rich kid.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark Lacter writes: A tired clich&eacute;, I realize, but pseudo-celebrities keep pulling out variations of that line when all else fails. Case in point is Courtenay Semel, whose only legitimate claim to fame is purely biological. She&#8217;s the daughter of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6863\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[13968,13965,2786,13967,13966,13964],"class_list":["post-6863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-los-angeles","tag-caesars-palace","tag-courtenay-semel","tag-google-search","tag-terry-semel","tag-tila-tequila","tag-yahoo-ceo-terry-semel"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6863"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6864,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6863\/revisions\/6864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}