{"id":68624,"date":"2015-05-12T19:26:42","date_gmt":"2015-05-13T03:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=68624"},"modified":"2015-05-12T19:26:42","modified_gmt":"2015-05-13T03:26:42","slug":"do-methodists-make-for-good-roommates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=68624","title":{"rendered":"Do Methodists Make For Good Roommates?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Orthodox Friend: Hey buddy, I have a serious question for you. My daughter is going to university next year and will be rooming with two other girls. A potential roommate is Methodist. I know nothing about that in my sheltered world. Do you think that this is a potentially good match?<\/p>\n

Luke: Perhaps I should meet with each girl individually?
\nBefore I rush to judgment?<\/p>\n

Seriously, your daughter is already formed, nothing you do matters anymore. SDAs come from Methodists, generally nice good folks.<\/p>\n

Friend: As long as none of their last names are Ford, she should be good then…<\/p>\n

Luke: I’ll pray for them! Can you send me pics?<\/p>\n

Friend: It’s on the Internet, under sexy Methodist college roommates.com.<\/p>\n

Sorry for interrupting your Torah study, please continue!<\/p>\n

Just keep on doing what you’re doing, and keep wanting to be better, and we can all continue the same way, only dreaming of what could have been.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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