{"id":6855,"date":"2008-10-30T14:04:42","date_gmt":"2008-10-30T22:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6855"},"modified":"2008-10-30T14:14:49","modified_gmt":"2008-10-30T22:14:49","slug":"obamas-gonna-make-la-real-esate-more-valuable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6855","title":{"rendered":"Obama’s Gonna Make LA Real Estate More Valuable"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

ChaimAmalek:  I need some Monica today
\nKevinRuddsky:  In what form?
\nChaimAmalek:  Any will do.  Some is better than none; more is better than less
\nChaimAmalek:  Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas
\nKevinRuddsky:  What form of Monica is the highest and thus the holiest?
\nChaimAmalek:  She looks like she’d make a good Christian mother
\nChaimAmalek:  The sort of woman Moses David and other alpha Jews have long favored to marry
\nKevinRuddsky:  What are alpha Jews?
\nChaimAmalek:  Like Steven Spielberg and Louis B. Mayer
\nChaimAmalek:  TopJews
\nChaimAmalek:  Gedolim
\nChaimAmalek:  Machers
\nKevinRuddsky:  Ahh………..
\nChaimAmalek:  not bloggers
\nKevinRuddsky:  I see.
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, you need a black friend
\nChaimAmalek:  Has a black person ever been in this chat room?
\nChaimAmalek:  That must change.
\nChaimAmalek:  Quotas are coming back, you know.
\nChaimAmalek:  Never mind heff – this is the age of Obama
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke needs a hot black sidekick in here
\nChaimAmalek:  Someone who looks like Pam Grier
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, Obama is going to make LA real estate lots more valuable, especially in the Jewish areas like yours
\nChaimAmalek:  You should start marketing your ability to find real estate deals to Israelis.
\nUser guest5 left the room.
\nChaimAmalek:  Land for Jews – they aren’t making any more of it
\nKevinRuddsky:  That works……
\nKevinRuddsky:  Luke, where is your Pam Grier?
\nKevinRuddsky:  Maybe his Pam Grier could inherit his beard.
\nChaimAmalek:  Really, LA is one of the "refuge cities" Israelis will go to after Iran has nuked them out of existence.
\nChaimAmalek:  Unfortunately, the Palestinians will follow them all the way to the Santa Monica Pier
\nKevinRuddsky:  If he gets a side kick, what happens with his beard?
\nChaimAmalek:  What to do?  Get a Monica and a shvart – um, black person to be your friend.
\nChaimAmalek:  You could sell it as a package deal to the astute jew: land in LA PLUS an african american friend.
\nChaimAmalek:  I’m rockin’ my Obama button
\nYourMoralLeader:  Girls say yes to guys who say Obama
\nChaimAmalek:  White girls like white boys who vote for down-low black men
\nChaimAmalek:  I wish I were black.
\nChaimAmalek:  Then I’d be getting all the hot white women
\nChaimAmalek:  Sure, they get old after time, but didn’t OJ teach us how to handle that situation?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:  I need some Monica today KevinRuddsky:  In what form? ChaimAmalek:  Any will do.  Some is better than none; more is better than less ChaimAmalek:  Like any Jewish man, I adore the tall, beautiful shiksas … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[897,13961,13963,13962,13960,3872],"class_list":["post-6855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-moses-david","tag-pam-grier","tag-refuge-cities","tag-santa-monica-pier","tag-steven-spielberg"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6855"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6861,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6855\/revisions\/6861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}