Chaim Amalek emails: We’ve been telling you to get back into the swing of things ever since you began cutting your genitals (and isn’t that how you became a Jew?) by kow-towing to the rabbis of LA. Moreover, it is my belief that every Jew should have a black friend to help get him through the Obama years (a Muslim will come in handy, too), so why not have one who is hot – and this one is smokin’ – and who can also help you professionally? Luke, it is time you crossed the color barrier. Get with the program! Obama 08 Obama 12<\/p>\n
When is your next torah podcast with Monica? (I am not interested in any other kind)<\/p>\n
Luke, remember – the Torah does NOT forbid polygamy. You can nail all the shiksas you like, and still get into Jew Heaven. Now get in there and do what you must do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Chaim Amalek emails: We’ve been telling you to get back into the swing of things ever since you began cutting your genitals (and isn’t that how you became a Jew?) by kow-towing to the rabbis of LA. Moreover, it is … Continue reading