{"id":67831,"date":"2015-04-17T10:17:08","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T18:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=67831"},"modified":"2015-04-17T13:11:34","modified_gmt":"2015-04-17T21:11:34","slug":"managing-addictio","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=67831","title":{"rendered":"Managing Addiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Addiction is like diabetes, there&#8217;s no cure. There&#8217;s no over it. There&#8217;s just managing it. When life gets tough, you may feel tempted to reach for your addiction to numb the pain. Keep coming back! It works if you work it!<\/p>\n<p>Mark: you finally gave in?<\/p>\n<p>Luke Ford I have many addictions. I get the&#8230;.under control and others pop up.<\/p>\n<p>Mark:Just go with the one that &#8220;pops up&#8221; and all the other ones won&#8217;t matter.<\/p>\n<p>Darren: Well said Luke.<\/p>\n<p>Luke Ford: Darren, what&#8217;s wrong with you? You&#8217;ve never complimented me before. Are you feeling ok? What&#8217;s going on in your life? Do you need a closer walk with HaShem?<\/p>\n<p>Darren: Well Luke, this is the first honest non self-sabotage, non-antisemitic, non-discriminatory, unnarcissitic post I ever saw from you (please excuse all the made up words, it must be Auto-correct).<\/p>\n<p>L. posts: I tried cutting some Luke out of my life, but went crawling back to my addiction to his posts and blog.<\/p>\n<p>A friend says: &#8220;Since I cut out sugar my addiction to social media has become more pronounced. I think that&#8217;s the nature of an addictive personality because I struggle with similar things. Like, I have food addictions, but I&#8217;m on this new diet so I can&#8217;t have sugar, and I feel myself looking for another addiction.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* Most people get, &#8220;Hi, how are you?&#8221; I get, &#8220;How&#8217;s your mental illness?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* You can&#8217;t fire me for having a plant-based, legume-rich diet!<\/p>\n<p>* Is it wrong to choose a sponsor because she&#8217;s hot?<\/p>\n<p>* Shabbos table. Host: &#8220;So, Levi, how did you meet your wife?&#8221;<br \/>\nLevi: &#8220;She was my sponsor and I 13th Stepped her into Orthodox Judaism, Baruch Hashem!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Does anybody have a bucket of ice? He&#8217;s going on and on about how he wants a girl like that.&#8221; (Friend)<\/p>\n<p>* Luke: I have the most flexible female looks standards of any guy I know well. I&#8217;d even date a fattie (up to 15 pounds over) if she were brilliant.<\/p>\n<p>Friend: &#8220;Haha&#8230;.I just saw your fattie post. So 15 pounds over&#8211;I&#8217;m about 15 pounds over and I would barely sleep with myself.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* Jew Husband: &#8220;My wife edits and corrects everything I say in public.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* I find nasty obnoxious horrific disgusting people tend to have a lot of wisdom and strengths that I sorely lack.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Addiction is like diabetes, there&#8217;s no cure. There&#8217;s no over it. There&#8217;s just managing it. When life gets tough, you may feel tempted to reach for your addiction to numb the pain. Keep coming back! It works if you work &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=67831\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26369],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-addiction"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67831"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67840,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67831\/revisions\/67840"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}