{"id":6698,"date":"2008-10-27T20:52:41","date_gmt":"2008-10-28T04:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6698"},"modified":"2008-10-27T21:01:30","modified_gmt":"2008-10-28T05:01:30","slug":"where-the-hell-is-levi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6698","title":{"rendered":"Where The Hell Is Levi?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on an interpretative Aboriginal dance.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna perform it in front of the five shuls that expelled me.<\/p>\n<p>I want to take my raw emotions and transform them into art that inspires people to follow the Torah!<\/p>\n<p>Blow my didgiridoo!<\/p>\n<p>In the next few days, I&#8217;m gonna to lead Monica and Helen on a rebel tour of Pico-Robertson and take these prissy white girls to some very dark places.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I want to be the deepest darkest chapter in their Torah diary.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zlfKdbWwruY&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/zlfKdbWwruY&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m working on an interpretative Aboriginal dance. I&#8217;m gonna perform it in front of the five shuls that expelled me. I want to take my raw emotions and transform them into art that inspires people to follow the Torah! Blow &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6698\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,21,56],"tags":[13840,13838,13839,4514,13841],"class_list":["post-6698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orthodoxy","category-personal","category-picorobertson","tag-aboriginal-dance","tag-didgiridoo","tag-raw-emotions","tag-shuls","tag-white-girls"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6698"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6700,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6698\/revisions\/6700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}