{"id":66632,"date":"2015-03-30T15:51:34","date_gmt":"2015-03-30T23:51:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66632"},"modified":"2015-03-30T17:34:55","modified_gmt":"2015-03-31T01:34:55","slug":"a-great-testosterone-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66632","title":{"rendered":"A Great Testosterone Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend says: I know this guy<\/p>\n<p>Idiot liberal<\/p>\n<p>He was talking about his father<\/p>\n<p>His father went to the doctor<\/p>\n<p>They diagnosed him with &#8220;too much testosterone&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So he started taking these pills<\/p>\n<p>And the guy was elated because his father apparently stopped watching Fox News &#8211; which he used to watch fervently<\/p>\n<p>And he turned into a liberal!!!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t find that funny. I find it disturbing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s very dystopian<\/p>\n<p>He took the femininity pills and they emasculated him!!<\/p>\n<p>Robbed him of his manhood and his rational will<\/p>\n<p>Um it&#8217;s terrifying<\/p>\n<p>And sad<\/p>\n<p>People buy into that stuff<\/p>\n<p>Who decides who had too much testosterone?<\/p>\n<p>* A husband I know gets sick and his wife asks him, &#8220;Can you increase your disability policy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>From a male perspective, women can seem terribly unromantic and pragmatic. They often don&#8217;t pause much before moving on to their next meal ticket. <\/p>\n<p>I keep explaining to men, &#8220;Women aren&#8217;t bad because of their pragmatism. That&#8217;s just how they&#8217;ve evolved to survive, to deal with bigger dangerous men by trickery and deceit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* I wonder if God was sending me a message by giving me a traffic ticket last week outside the Museum of Tolerance? Perhaps the road I&#8217;ve been traveling on of late is the wrong one and I need to instead use my talents promoting diversity and multiculturalism?<\/p>\n<p>* Why do people immediately assume I have lots to say about suicidal beta males like the German Wings pilot and <A HREF=\"Why do people immediately assume I have lots to say about suicidal beta males like the <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2015\/03\/31\/world\/europe\/germanwings-copilot-andreas-lubitz.html?_r=0\">German Wings pilot<\/a> and Elliot Rodger types?&#8221;>Elliot<\/a> <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=55266\">Rodger<\/a> <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60181\">types<\/a>?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend says: I know this guy Idiot liberal He was talking about his father His father went to the doctor They diagnosed him with &#8220;too much testosterone&#8221; So he started taking these pills And the guy was elated because &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66632\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29629],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-testosterone"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66632"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66670,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66632\/revisions\/66670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}