About 100,000 hit the event — tickets were $50 — at 3939 South Figueroa Los Angeles, California 90037.<\/p>\n
At least 50,000 of these were hot women. Many of them were barely dressed, we’re talking undies and bras and that’s about it.<\/p>\n
Most of the women were in lingerie. One chick had a tie on.<\/p>\n
We’re talking hot sweaty underaged bodies ululating to rave music. Everyone looked fit. The guys looked gay. The women looked slutty.<\/p>\n
It was America’s largest Halloween music festival featuring such DJs as Paul van Dyk, Armin van Buuren, Judge Jules, Markus Schulz, Lee Coombs, Felix Da Housecat, Fischerspooner, Olav Basoski. MonsterMassive.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n It was cold. The fog rolled in.<\/p>\n Those in their thirties felt old and out of it. It was mainly a teen crowd.<\/p>\n There was all sorts of immorality going on — dirty dancing, making out, rubbing, all sorts of behavior expressly forbidden by the Torah.<\/p>\n The visuals were amazing — beautiful lighting on stage. They had jumbotrons.<\/p>\n I imagined tens of thousands of people went home afterwards and committed all sorts of acts of fornication completely forbidden by Jewish law and common decency.<\/p>\n I wonder how many babies were conceived in the aftermath of this danceathon?<\/p>\n About 50 people tried to rush the gate to get in without paying for a ticket. The police got some of them.<\/p>\n A friend tried to hit the Robertson branch for free wifi this afternoon. She found three cars already parked there to suck in the free wifi.<\/p>\n My friend went to the Overland branch and found it similarly overrun by homeless in their cars sucking up the free wifi and powering their laptops and printers.<\/p>\n Then she hit the Beverly Hills Public Library where you needed a library card (needed proof of BH residence to get one) to get the free wifi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" About 100,000 hit the event — tickets were $50 — at 3939 South Figueroa Los Angeles, California 90037. At least 50,000 of these were hot women. Many of them were barely dressed, we’re talking undies and bras and that’s about … Continue reading