{"id":66425,"date":"2015-03-26T08:37:22","date_gmt":"2015-03-26T16:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66425"},"modified":"2015-03-26T08:37:22","modified_gmt":"2015-03-26T16:37:22","slug":"jewish-sarcasm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66425","title":{"rendered":"Jewish Sarcasm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the Torah, Jews complain a lot. When they get out of slavery through divine miracles, they start whining that life was better in Egypt because they had leaks.<\/p>\n<p>Reminds me of the old joke: Joseph Stalin gathers before a crowd in Red Square and reads a letter from the Jew Leon Trotsky.<br \/>\n&#8220;I was wrong.<br \/>\nAnd you were right.<br \/>\nI should apologize.&#8221;<br \/>\nAn old Jewish man said &#8220;Comrade Stalin, allow me to read the letter you are not using the right emphasis.&#8221;<br \/>\nStalin hands him the letter and the man reads: &#8220;&#8216;YOU were RIGHT? And I was WRONG? I SHOULD apologize?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8220;Try rereading the email with the proper emphasis on Jewish sarcasm.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the Torah, Jews complain a lot. When they get out of slavery through divine miracles, they start whining that life was better in Egypt because they had leaks. Reminds me of the old joke: Joseph Stalin gathers before a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=66425\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-66425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jews"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=66425"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66426,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66425\/revisions\/66426"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=66425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=66425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=66425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}