{"id":65784,"date":"2015-03-15T08:26:49","date_gmt":"2015-03-15T16:26:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65784"},"modified":"2023-09-13T03:47:38","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T11:47:38","slug":"converting-to-australianism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65784","title":{"rendered":"Converting To Australianism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Darren writes:  I&#8217;m wondering if you only became Jewish, so it is considered &#8220;legit&#8221; to make Jew jokes.<\/p>\n<p>Cause if you did, I&#8217;m converting to Australianism!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s my first attempt:<\/p>\n<p>While waiting to finalize their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani men start chatting. As they part, they agree to meet in a years time and see who has adapted better to the Australian way of life.<br \/>\nTrue to their word, they meet after the year is up. The first says to the second, &#8220;We have integrated so well&#8230;yesterday, I ate a meat pie and drank a VB while watching my son play Aussie rules, and we own a Holden VK Commodore.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe second man replies &#8220;F**k off, ya towelhead.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Last one:<\/p>\n<p>How do you know if you&#8217;re an Aussie?<\/p>\n<p>You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Darren writes: I&#8217;m wondering if you only became Jewish, so it is considered &#8220;legit&#8221; to make Jew jokes. Cause if you did, I&#8217;m converting to Australianism! Here&#8217;s my first attempt: While waiting to finalize their Australian residental status, two Afghanistani &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65784\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[605,182],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anti-semitism","category-australia"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65784"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65784\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":151811,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65784\/revisions\/151811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}